Well, you certainly smell like him. And I don't forget a smell.

[ She adjusts her glasses and taps her chin for good measure. A good Legislacerator knows how to look inquisitive after all. ]

You are Gamzee though, aren't you?

[How can she even smell him from there??]

Yes...

[ Or...taste his little picture, at least. She can taste your little pixels... ]

Then what are you doing here, I wonder...

Where are you?

I'm not gonna tell you!

But I'm living with a big troll and he'll beat you up.

[Karkat is the most threatening, after all.]

A big troll, huh? How big are talking here?

[ Karkat is the toughest kid on the playground... ]

Ummm....

[What are size comparisons with you're tiny?]

Big.

[ She laughs at that. ]

Well, maybe I'll have to face off against him, just to see who's bigger.

He'll beat you!

[Sob. Don't hurt his friend.]

I wouldn't mind a challenge.

[ As she "looks" at him over the rim of her glasses. She's teasing, of course. Mostly... ]

Where is this friend of yours?

Not telling!

[Frowniest of faces!]

Well then, how can I know he even exists.

You could be making him up, for all I know.

I'm not making him up!

[How could she suggest such a thing? Meanie!]

Well, how am I to believe you if you aren't providing me with substantial evidence? You are making a weak case for yourself, you know.

Nuh uh! You're just stupid!

[ A barking laugh in response. Man, teasing little wrigglers is so easy. ]

I rest my case.