21 July 2011 @ 04:41 pm
001. gallowsCalibrator [GC] has opened up a video channel  
[ Well, this definitely isn't a roof. And there is definitely no Spidertroll here either. She sits up and rubs the back of her head before "looking" around. It doesn't even smell like the base.

No, it smells different. Like a forest; her forest. No...

Not like that at all. She can smell them, the trees around here, and see them, even without the use of her eyes. And it doesn't look anything like home, and nothing like she'd ever seen. But she can smell the sweet tingling light and the dark of the leaves and the dirt and the grass, and something else too. Something mixed in that she can't place.

Her glasses aren't working either. Not the way they used to. At least she still has them, along with everything else she had captchalogued. She still has her Redglare costume on too, but she's having a hard time getting onto Trollian. Cut off, huh? Figures!!

This must be the work of Vriska. She was baiting her again, wasn't she? First Tavros and then poor Gamzee...

She holds the communicator up and turns it over in her hands, switching on the
VIDEO function. It's different than what she's used to, but hey! If this PDA works, then she's grateful for that. She needs a better look at the screen...

So she leans in, gives it a good deep sniff and then licks it. Slowly. >:] ]


[ TEXT ]

W3LL TH1S SUR3 1S 4N 4DV3NTUR3 L3T M3 T3LL YOU
MOR3 L1K3 4 W1LD CLUCKB34ST CH4S3
COM3 OUT COM3 OUT WH3R3V3R YOU 4R3 VR1SK4 >:?
1 W1LL SN1FF YOU OUT 4ND B4TH3 1N YOUR T34RS 4S YOU B3G FOR M3RCY!!
 
 
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Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H[personal profile] chalk on July 22nd, 2011 04:53 am (UTC)
[voice] (ROFL)
[ OH SIMON... ]

Well, it's a little hard to see when your eyes were burned out by the sun. But I guess you wouldn't know, considering you probably have eyes and all.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 22nd, 2011 04:58 am (UTC)
[voice] (tears)
I am terribly sorry. [fskjldf what an asshole he feels like]
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: YOU TH1NK B31NG BL1ND 1S FUNNY?[personal profile] chalk on July 22nd, 2011 05:15 am (UTC)
[voice] /licks the tears away >8]
Well, sorry doesn't bring my vision back, does it?

[ She trollin' ]

And for your information, I do know how to type. I prefer to use the numbers of the Blind Prophets.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 22nd, 2011 05:28 am (UTC)
[voice] /scre-
I certainly didn't mean to -

[wait, what?]

You're typing like that on purpose?
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: TH3 PROS3CUT1ON S33S NO CO1N[personal profile] chalk on July 22nd, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
[voice] (TROLL)
Why else would I? Just because I'm blind doesn't mean I don't know how to type.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 22nd, 2011 05:37 am (UTC)
[voice] (eyeroll)
But ... why? It's completely unreadable.
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: 1 N33D TO G3T 4 CLOS3R LOOK[personal profile] chalk on July 22nd, 2011 05:43 am (UTC)
[voice] SHHH ONLY DREAMS NOW.....
Call it a...quirk, if you want. But if you squint hard enough, I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2011 04:02 am (UTC)
[voice]
If I squint hard enough, I'll give myself a headache and a nasty case of eye strain.
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: YOU TH1NK B31NG BL1ND 1S FUNNY?[personal profile] chalk on July 25th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
[voice]
Then maybe you should starting using your thinkpan a bit more and try to figure it out!
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2011 03:42 am (UTC)
[voice]
[fsjlkdjf this must be what going mad feels like.]

You're impossible.
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR D3C31T[personal profile] chalk on July 27th, 2011 12:00 am (UTC)
[voice]
[ AHAHAHA oh, it is. Only this can lick harder and laugh louder than Jaynestown can... ]

If a couple of baby pink humans could do it...

Or maybe your race isn't as smart as you say you are. [ HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ]
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 27th, 2011 12:18 am (UTC)
[voice]
[s-sob ;~;]

Sorry, my what? [y-yeah, someone's still getting used to that whole "aliens among us" thing.]
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: 1 N33D TO G3T 4 CLOS3R LOOK[personal profile] chalk on July 27th, 2011 12:30 am (UTC)
[voice]
[ She laughs a bit louder this time, though it's more of a deep chuckle. Better trolls than deformed cow fetuses, right Simon? >8] ]

What? Did you think you were all alone out there?
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 27th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
[voice]
[SOB NOT BESSIE AGAIN ;~;]

You're not human.
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: TH3 PROS3CUT1ON S33S NO CO1N[personal profile] chalk on July 31st, 2011 06:01 pm (UTC)
[voice]
[ OH YES BESSIE B] ]

Clearly not. Apparently you call us aliens?
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2011 11:33 pm (UTC)
[voice]
[crying]

That's ... usually the accepted term for it, yes.
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: YOU TH1NK B31NG BL1ND 1S FUNNY?[personal profile] chalk on August 5th, 2011 04:19 am (UTC)
[voice]
[ licking away your tears >:'] ]

I guess I'm your first then, huh? It's always exciting to see what idiocy humans come with in response.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on August 7th, 2011 04:40 pm (UTC)
[voice]
[oh, idiocy. that's just ... great. :|]

What would you prefer, then? Seeing how, as you so astutely observed, you are my first, I have no other frame of reference from which to draw for this situation.
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: GC: >:P[personal profile] chalk on August 13th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
[voice]
[ She has so much respect for you, Simon......... ]

True, you have me there. I always expect more questions, I guess. Mostly about the validity of "probing" or whatever it is you humans think aliens do.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on August 15th, 2011 04:23 am (UTC)
[voice]
Probing? Do people honestly still believe that nonsense?
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: S33R: 4SC3ND[personal profile] chalk on August 17th, 2011 01:50 am (UTC)
[voice]
You'd be surprised what humans want to believe.

And yes, we do have creamsicles.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on August 17th, 2011 03:03 pm (UTC)
[voice]
[what even.]

Sorry ... did you say creamsicle?
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: WH4T NOW??[personal profile] chalk on August 22nd, 2011 03:21 am (UTC)
[voice]
Of course I said creamsicles!

What kind of planet doesn't have creamsicles.
[identity profile] insurgere.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2011 04:36 am (UTC)
[voice]
... Osiris?
Terezi Pyrope ♎ gallowsCalibrator: GC: >:][personal profile] chalk on September 4th, 2011 06:44 am (UTC)
[voice]
Well obviously that's the worst planet in existence!

Uncultured, more like.

[ And then she cackles to herself. ]